Title: Presents
Pairing: José Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: handcuffs
Word Count: 654
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: José has a birthday present for Cristiano. PWP.
Notes: Written for karneol_vision's prompt "I have something for you" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Dirty Thoughts
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo
Warnings: no
Word Count: 498
Disclaimer: That girl who always lies? It's me, and I'm doing it right here, right behind the cut. I shamelessly lie.
Summary: Phonesex, sort of.
Notes: Written for karneol_vision's prompt "dirty thoughts" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: I'm Special Too
Pairing: José Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: no
Word Count: 488
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: Cristiano is not happy with the attention José gives other players.
Notes: Written for the prompt "punishing José" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Just the Way it's Supposed to Be
Pairing: José Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: spanking
Word Count: 1,106
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: José attempts to teach Cristiano self control.
Notes: Written for karneol_vision's prompt "it's automatic" on alldayfootiecp.

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Title: Bound to like it
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Wayne Rooney/Cristiano Ronaldo
Warning: mild bondage
Word Count: 585
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies, so many lies in one place...
Summary: Written for the "Ohhhh, I'm going to enjoy this…" prompt on alldayfootiecp. Guess what? They're enjoying it. PWP.

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Title: It's a kind of magic
Pairing: Sergio Ramos/Cristiano Ronaldo
Rating: R
Warnings: no
Word Count: 492
Disclaimer: Not true. As simple as that.
Summary: There's no plot here, just some crack. Cristiano suspects Sergio has magical abilities.
Notes: Written for karneol_vision's prompt "think of me" on alldayfootiecp.

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Pairings:
Xabi Alonso/Cristiano Ronaldo
Mesut Özil/German NT
Iker Casillas/Sergio Ramos
Diego Forlán/Lionel Messi
Lionel Messi/Kun
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: Lies, lies, lies - and then, just to make sure it's interesting…more lies…
Feedback: is craved and appreciated.
Notes: various ficlets/drabbles written for prompts at alldayfootiecp andcommentporn. For july_v!

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Title: Never Enough
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: José Mourinho/Cristiano Ronaldo
Warnings: no
Word Count: 270
Disclaimer: That girl who always lies? It's me, and I'm doing it right here, right behind the cut. I shamelessly lie.
Summary: Sex with mirrors. Nothing more, nothing less.
Notes: Written for karneol_vision's great prompt "sex with mirrors" on commentporn.

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Title: Understand Me
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Cristiano Ronaldo/Wayne Rooney
Warnings: I was pretty drunk when I wrote it. No, really. Consider it a warning.
Word Count: 939
Disclaimer: That girl who always lies? It's me, and I'm doing it right here, right behind the cut. I shamelessly lie.
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Title: Such a Beautiful Weakness…
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Xabi Alonso/Cristiano Ronaldo
Warnings: no
Word Count: 565
Disclaimer: Lies, all lies, so many lies in one place...
Summary: PWP. Written for yaoiwhore9's prompt "you're such a child" during commentporn weekend.

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